Guild Raids

"The acrid stench of smoke and the sweet scent of burning flesh surround you. Explosions shake the earth and a shattering scream pierces the air as you see one of your compatriots fall near by. The boss standing before you roars, reveling in the slaughter. Your numbers continue to dwindle rapidly, you see somebody getting cleaved in two, the body flying through the air as their guts spill across the bloodied ground. Another behind him explodes outright, and all that remains is a smoking pair of greaves where somebody once stood. In the back you spot Zarnock blowing a dude. The boss is still barely even injured. Looking around you realize you're the only one left, as a massive blade crashes down on you. All goes black. ""You release your spirit, and resolve yourself to go through this hell once more. You die. You die again. And again. And again. Holy shit, Zarnock is still blowing that same dude. How does he do it? Then you die again. Why are you still here, just to suffer? What did you do to deserve this fate? You pray for escape, for deliverance. But it never comes. Your only respite is temporary. You can never escape this nightmare, this living hell."Guild Raids are the primary antagonists of The Crack Shack, and the cause of Taco and Black originally meeting (also known as The Fuckerclysm). They are a horrifying event where Your Future Heroes attempts to complete WoW raid, usually failing in every conceivable way. No crime, no matter how vile, how heinous, would ever be as terrible as to justify punishment by guild raid. Their very existence is a crime against humanity. Such horrible, unspeakable atrocities occur every single night that those who dare to enter, knowingly or not, never leave the same. Even the sweet, gentle embrace of a permanent death, violent or otherwise, is denied to you, the relief is merely temporary, and the moment you draw your last breath you are ripped back and forced charge into the meat grinder again. These obscene violations of all that is good and just in this world have continued since Cataclysm, however only Mists of Pandaria and onwards have been accurately documented through videos.

History
Mogu-Shan Vaults (6/6N, 4 months)

Heart of Fear (1/6N, 4 months)

Throne of Thunder (2/13N, 8 months)

Siege of Orgrimmar (9/13F, 7/13N, 14 months)

Highmaul (6/7N, 2 months)

Blackrock Foundry (9/10N, 4 months)

Hellfire Citadel (10/13N, 11/13H, 16 months) - Carried by Audacity

Emerald Nightmare (4/7N, 4 months)

Nighthold (3/10N, 6 month)

Tomb of Sargeras (0/9N, 4 months)

Post-Taco's Cunterattack Arc
Antorus the Burning Throne (6/11N, 8 months)